Wednesday, August 03, 2005

How NOT to find a good Lawyer for a legitimate case in 400 days or less

Be honest

Make sure you have no money and are on the verge of bankruptcy

Have a nervous breakdown every two weeks that snows you under for days or weeks

Utilize pro bono programs that hook you up with Shysters

Tell other potential litigators about former shyster
Be sure to cover all details about shyster, no insurance assets hidden in family names, filing bankruptcy etc.

Tell small firms upfront you know the case is complicated

Tell large firms the same

Tell huge mega firms with 100 employee's the same

Hints for Lawyers: what to say to a client (with no money) to let them down easy.

Your case is Very complicated

We are a Very small firm and your case is Very complicated

We are a large firm and we have a business to run and your case is Very complicated

We are a mega firm with over 100 lawyers on staff and we do pro bono ,but not for you, its too complicated for such an understaffed firm as ourselves, sorry

I feel for you, but I have to feed my kids and keep a roof over our head It's a shame corporationsons get by with what they do today isn't it?

You can't make any money off insurance negligence in your state anymore - I really feel for you.

Your case could take 5K to 50K to prosecute and your don't have any money So sorry this dreaful thing has happened to you.

You have one of the best cases we have ever seen, we just are too understaffed to handle it right now - so keep looking for a lawyer

The number one The best excuse you can say to a potential client who has lost everything

Your case appears to be in the medium - low range we only take "large" multi million doller cases!

You to can be a victom!

be honest, pay your bills, buy appropriat insurance coverage, and let shyster contractors, remedeation teams, insurance adjustors, and attorneys walk all over you until you have nothing.

simple as breathing, let me know how it works out for you k :)

2 comments:

Ann said...

You know, I'm sorry but your case really is NOT that complicated. Crappy remediation leading to damage to home and health, insurance not paying amount necessary to cover damages, slick but incompetent lawyer botches lawsuit against insurance then hides. I do NOT understand what is so complicated here. I think it's just their way of saying, "We don't want to do this case because we think the expense will not be worth the compensation." I've seen you through this mess and this really can be boiled down to the above.

vir said...

I was just blowing off steam and although from face value the case does not look complicated it really in as there are cases within cases and issues that overlap so many times it is very complicated.

God is bigger then this thing we just have to trust which isn't easy. tomorrow I will have another answer from a local firm I pray they say yes....